Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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