As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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