Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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