its not stalking. its research.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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