it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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