We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
smell my finger.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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