Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Randomize
