Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I have post one night stand depression
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