Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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