she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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