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I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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