; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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