Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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