I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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