I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Randomize
