Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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