and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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