She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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