He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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