Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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