okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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