Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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