Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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