i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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