god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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