I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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