everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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