Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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