ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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