So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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