I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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