it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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