There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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