there's paper in my vomit.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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