she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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