Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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