i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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