I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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