I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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