Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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