i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
COCAINE IS GR8
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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