at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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