420 ftw
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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