yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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