Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just want nice things and good sex
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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