yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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