yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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