I'm going to jail i love you
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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