..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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