And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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