dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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