That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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