i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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