I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's blow job season.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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