Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.