how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When are your genitals available?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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