real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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