My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
