But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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